John: A new indy flick called "Thank You For Smoking."
John: Never heard of it. What's it about?
John: It's about fucking time you went out and read the newspaper you twat.
John: I hate it when non-English people use English words.
John: That makes so much sense on 30 different levels.
John: So what's it about?
John: Wait, am I the one who knows, or are you?
John: Lets go with door number 3.
John: The movie is about a cigarette company spokesman, and the way he spins the truth, etc.
John: So he's going to say how Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone?
John: Er, no I mean, the truth about smoking.
John: Women smoking is hot.
John: Indeed. It's a story about how his life changes the more he lies, or twists the truth. It's hella funny and hella good.
John: Hella you in the ass, you whore.
John: Huh?
John: What's so funny about the movie?
John: The charm of the movie is the large cast of characters. At times it's very serious while at other times, it's almost slapstick. The combination of the absurd with the serious really brings to head...
John: Heh... head...
John: Hahaha... head...
*Takes a nap*
John: Um....
John: What movie were we talking about?
John: V for Vendetta.
John: Ah yes, that movie was good.
John: As good as your mom!
John: Dude, that's... just so very wrong
John: So is what she did to me!
John: You don't get that she's YOUR mother too, do you? I think I'm gonna puke. I'm out of here.
John: Wait! Where are you going! Who will I interview now?
John: You can interview me!
John: And then... there was a third...
